Super Axis/Allies Bros.
WARNING! This trollpasta might be unsettling for some users so I recommend you to find some other trollpasta and not to read this!
The game
Heyya there peps! I'ma going to write you a story 'bout what happen'd when I played this twisted version of Super Mario Bros. Hope ya enjoy!
It was particullary boring day and I wanted to revive my childhood so I took my good ol' NES and played some games like Castlevania, Pac-man, Megaman, The Legend of Zelda and so on. I had no SMB since I had sold it so I could get som' money for PS2. I checked eBay in case they have somethin'. I noticed one fine copy for 1.89$. It seemed legit and I bought it. In a few days there it was. I noticed in da package that there were TWO SMB cartridges! One had a sticker with Mario who had Hitler moustache and swastika banner in his hand. 'Odd', I said. The other one had with Mario who had American gear. I just dismissed it as a minority and plugged in the 'Nazi' Mario.
The player selection had different names. I could choose 'GERMANY' or 'JAPAN'. Bein' such an idiot, I chose 'GERMANY'. Instead of Mario, I played as a Adolf Hitler! Enemies were normal, but they had some little caps so they were jews! OH NO! The power-ups were MP40, gas gun and the fart power. Enemies would die in gruesome way, like bullet wounds, gas chokings or head explosions. It was really unsettling. Whenever I reached the flagpole and entered the castle, it would raise Nazi Germany banner! The bosses weren't Bowser at all! They were some leaders of countries in Europe! Here is the list of the bosses from World 1 to 8:
1 - Poland, 2 - Denmark, 3 - Norway, 4 - Belgium, 5 - Netherlands, 6 - France, 7 - Greece, 8 - Yugoslavia
After I finished the final boss, there was Himmler behind sayin': 'Nice work, mein Fuhrer, the Europe is ours. Press B for harder quest.
I pressed B.
Now I was playing as a Japanese Emperor. The enemies weren't jews this time, they were Koreans, Chinese, Thailands, Malaysians, Americans! I could use karate movements, Arisaka rifle or katana! The bosses were: 1 - Korea, 2 - China, 3 - Thailand, 4 - Malaysia, 5 - Singapore, 6 - Indonesia, 7 - Mandzuria, 8 - Pearl Harbor! PEARL HARBOR?! I got behind. No one was there except the message that said.
'NICE JOB, YOU MONSTER. YOU MADE EVIL AMONGST EUROPE AND PACIFIC. SOON ENOUGH POLICE IS COMING FOR YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO NURNBERG. IF YOU WANT TO STOP IT, PLAY THE 'ALLY' MARIO!'
Oh God no... I must play the second cartridge or I'm going to die in Nurnberg...
The second cartridge
I plugged in the second cartridge. I could choose 'AMERICA' or 'SOVIET_UNION'. Nonethless, I chose 'AMERICA'. My enemies were Japs. My powerups were Colt, Tommy gun and atomic bomb. The bosses were Jap commanders and the final one were Hiroshima and Nagasaki bros... WTF?! I threw two atomic bombs and they exploded. Da followin' message said. 'WAY TO GO! NOW PLAY AS A STALIN!'. Stalin? Oh geez...
I played as a Stalin and my wepaons were Soviet wepaons 'cause YOLO! Enemies were Nazi officiers and the final boss was Hitler! Stalin threw a piece of paper at Hitler. He read it, screamed and threw himself into lava. The paper turned into words that said: 'GAS BILL'.
Epilogue
I sold the cartridges on eBay for 14.99$, said it's just a good ol' SMB. Whoever has it now is gonna meet with da same fate I did. Good luck, mweheheheheheh...